Tag: funny
group name: myextravaganza
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January 17, 2008 12:28 AM EST --
So, I've found the ultimate church. No really.
I've been meaning to begin attending church on a regular basis again. It's only been about... 13 years or so.
Here's a warning, you . . . more
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April 03, 2008 06:09 AM EDT --
I slid the glass door open and called, "Hey, anybody here?"
"No one but us old farts!" Jack replied. "C'mon in, get a drink."
That's how our . . . more
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February 15, 2008 02:51 AM EST --
Gather has been a quieter place for the last few weeks without you. I've missed your cheery comments and jumpin' for joy icon.
You bring a smile to my day, no matter what dastardly deed . . . more
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January 29, 2008 12:59 PM EST --
Examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests:
1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. . . . more
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December 27, 2007 08:57 AM EST --
My 3 year old comes up to me this morning and says:
Excuse me mom-mom.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
.. I say sure honey, whats up?
he says:
"Do you know what you call a snowman . . . more
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February 10, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
Tom decided to buy his wife a Valentine gift
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said . . . more
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March 05, 2008 05:05 PM EST --
Where to Live After Retirement
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your . . . more
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January 09, 2008 01:14 PM EST --
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep . . . more
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March 24, 2008 04:21 PM EDT --
The whole truth
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, . . . more
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December 31, 2007 01:34 PM EST --
40 Things Never Said By Southerners
40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie . . . more
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March 14, 2008 11:42 AM EDT --
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my . . . more
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March 27, 2008 12:28 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
Beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
Worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It . . . more
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May 16, 2008 02:55 PM EDT --
I was just hopping around the web today and found this funny pictures! Thought I would share! All came from Bored.com haha i guess i had nothing better to do!
http://www.bored.com/billboards/index.php . . . more
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June 27, 2008 03:19 PM EDT --
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible . . . more
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July 11, 2008 11:27 AM EDT --
Haha, ok so I was reading some news stories today on AOL NEWS and I came upon this one and thought it was really funny. But also, kinda weird, because I don't understand how this could really happen!! . . . more
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February 20, 2008 05:20 PM EST --
Someone posted a funny story about a would-be pickpocket sticking his hand into a dirty diaper she'd put in her purse (to be disposed of when she had the chance). This got me thinking.
You know . . . more
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July 14, 2008 04:19 PM EDT --
Not me! I"m laughing!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25673
Article by Associated Press.
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February 25, 2008 03:12 PM EST --
Subject: Calmness In Our Lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice I heard on . . . more
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March 20, 2008 11:25 PM EDT --
I was at the grocery store today paying for my food. A drunk came up behind me and said,
"You're single aren't you lady?"
I asked how he knew.
He said, "You're . . . more
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March 29, 2008 09:16 PM EDT --
You know the drill. I should be dancing in my stilletos but I thought I'd stay home and chat with you. What's up???
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